Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Randomize
