Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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