I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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