with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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