Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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