Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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