i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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