when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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