oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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