I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
so much tequila, so little girl.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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