My nipple is on Facebook.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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