yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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