you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Someone signed my nipple.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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