Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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