That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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