I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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