Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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