also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
How's work?
Spinning.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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