K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Having a random hookup so left but love u
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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