So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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