I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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