doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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