The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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