Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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