Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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