I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
Randomize
