Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
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