found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
