Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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