Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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