Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Randomize
