found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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