I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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