dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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