we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I just googled if crying burns calories
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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