omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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