What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
It's just like the Real World with babies
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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