Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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