Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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