I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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