So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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