Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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