i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
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