if you like me you must not know who I am
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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