just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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