Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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