That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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