Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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