East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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