get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
you told grandpa to call you daddy
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Less talking, more tequila
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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