I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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